Here are some effective and stylish words which are funny and common among the native speakers. But be careful not to use them in writing as they're mostly slang.
FLESH-PRESSER = a politician who canvasses votes by shaking as many hands, kissing as many babies and patting as many backs. (The villagers decided not to elect Suresh ,the FLESH-PRESSER, as the M.P)
SHUTTLE-BUTT = a fat girl, especially one with heavy buttocks. (I saw him with a SHUTTLE-BUT at the Mall)
SHITKICKING MUSIC = any kind of music which makes you get up and dance. (We couldn't help dancing to the SHITKICKNG MUSIC)
CRADLE-SNATCHER = a person who has a sexual relationship with a much younger person.
(He's been living with a CRADLE-SNATCHER for a year)
AIRHEAD = a foolish, silly and empty-headed person. (Why the hell are you behind an AIRHEAD like Mary?)
ARMPIT = a very unpleasant place. (Eg: Tom's workplace is really the ARMPIT of the universe.)
THE BIG APPLE = nickname of New York city. (Life in THE BIG APPLE is very comfortable)
BLAST = an extremely enjoyable party. (Sam's party was really a BLAST)
BREKKIE (BREKKERS) = breakfast. (Have you had your BREKKIE?)
FLUFF = useless/unimportant information. (He couldn't give us anything but FLUFF)
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